He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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