Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How drunk are you?
Completed.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
