I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
