is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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