Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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