it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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