We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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