a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just blew my weed a kiss
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize
