so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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