im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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