nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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