No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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