You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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