Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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