so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
