Dual....:-)
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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