He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize