Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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