I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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