Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
only if we run a train.
done.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
