But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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