I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
thus making me awesome and them whores
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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