i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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