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You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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