Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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