Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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