Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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