Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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