Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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