a queef is a wish your heart makes.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
