ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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