so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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