i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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