Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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