I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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