HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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