school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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