I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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