Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Randomize
