i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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