she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
My life is pants optional.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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