Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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