I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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