youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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