You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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