Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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