Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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