i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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