Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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