Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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