quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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