im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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