i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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