its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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