I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize